Is it a bad sign that I’m looking through my friend’s wedding registry and contemplating what gift to buy based on the likelihood that it would be used as a weapon…

The block of knives is just not going to work. I will not buy something that could potentially be used to murder my friend.

I may go with the set of pans… sure, they can be used as a weapon, but I suspect she’d be the one doing the whacking, whereas the knife block is fair game… I’m not sure if that is sexist on my part, or if I’m just basing it on family history…

Maybe I should just get them family guy season 1… that sounds safe.