Damn these normal people who think 9am is an OK time to be calling. Come on, people! That’s sick! Even if I hadn’t gone to sleep at 5am, that’s just wrong… Ugh.

Quote of the day: “But a Chairman Mao love doll is so unsightly.” – Evon, from Tang’s Weekly Comic.

Well, it was going all right until I started drawing the hair… really, it was!

I am the grandmaster of Dumbassitude.

OK, I have decided to start drawing my own comic strip full of curvaceous, hip chicks. I figure this will be a good substitute for real women for a while, and as my comic develops and gains in popularity women will be impressed by my skill and sensitive soul so they will fling their naked bodies at me. I’ll get started on the comic as soon as I learn to draw.

Hell no, I don’t need medication. That’s the man, talking! He’s everywhere ya know, always trying to get into your head, either with evil women, EM radiation, or little blue happy pills. Well, damn the man!

Wow, I sure do post a lot… I need to go get that life I’ve been thinking about getting.

Topic in #ugf: “Chicks suck in direct proportion to their own suckiness”

PhyDeauX tells me I should make that a new Gold’s Rule. I think I might just do that.

OK, I’m just gonna say that I think the South African Parliament Toilet Cam is not where I want to go with this site. If you, for some strange reason, want to see it, its listed at Yahoo.

Of course, I must admit that I think it would be hilarious if there were a Congress Cam like that… I just wouldn’t really want to look. Not even if it were in the women’s room. Ugh, Feinstein. Bleh.

Bored bored bored bored bored bored… That’s pretty fun to type, by the way… Bored bored bored bored bored..

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