If I’m listing countries I’ve been to, do I need to have been old enough to remember them? There’s a photo of me there, but I don’t remember much of that trip… Maybe I just need to head up to canada and touch the other side of the border to keep it honest.

[Edit: And how long would I have to be in the country for it to count? I was in Tahiti for like an hour while the plane refuled…]