Damn watermelon.

2 P.M.

    Noticed first detectable sign that my motor skills are deteriorating. Attempted to tie a bowline around a watermelon and hang it from the ceiling light. The knot slipped and the melon impaled itself on the bedpost. Am pleased to note, however, that there is no reduction in my mental capacity

From.the autobiography of Dale Cooper (of Twin Peaks fame).

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