So, about three months ago, I was told that my triglyceride level was dangerously high, and that I was heading for a heart attack if I didn’t chill out. Since then, I’ve lost close to 30 pounds.

In that same time, I’ve also been published by SecurityFocus.com and 2600 Magazine. I’ve relocated to San Diego, where I am now working as an IT Manager for a company that builds electric vehicles (busses, mostly). I am shaving every day. I go to bed at around 10pm and get up at 6am. I wear docker’s and polo shirts to work. I drink water, not coke.

There’s only one possible explanation. I have been abducted by aliens or some sort of demonic force, which replaced me with an exact duplicate, right down to memories. I don’t know what my purposes is here on earth. Perhaps I am part of a plan to colonize the planet, or part of an alien-human hybrid scheme.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.