I just want a quiet, boring day.

I want a day where I am not sick, not going to the dentist, not on jury duty, not on call, not responding to major incidents at work, not having surgery, not on crutches, not taking my car to the shop cause the rotors warped again…

And NOT exchanging 911 phone calls with crazy women (who passed people on the shoulder and then tried to get me to rear end her by slamming on her brakes repeatedly) on my drive into work.

Today is not that day.