Have you been harrassed by people sending you chain letters? Want to just delete it, but you're still afraid what might happen? Don't want to mail it to your friends for fear of retribution or segregation? Bob has your answer!
Because of the growing trouble of chain e-mail, Bob has chosen to do an unusual thing. He will take action in the world. Only on a very few occasions has Bob troubled himself to take action in defense of his creation. Once when he contacted me to spread his word. Once, when he visited Phil the Podiatrist, and once when he had "The Joker's Wild" cancelled.
So, Bob has set up a means by which you can purify yourself after contamination by a chain letter. You can remove all the bad effects, by simply forwarding one (1) copy to this e-mail address:
Bob will take it all from there, though in particularly tricky cases he may contact you with a special mantra or an offer for a free Brazilian Power Crystal! Send in your chain e-mail today!
You're probably wondering how much this will all cost, but I ask you, can you really put a price on Bob's protection? I think not.