I have been assured that June will be better than May. I haven’t had any co-eds come looking for me to take me off to a mud bath and worship me as a god, yet… I did, however, get free beer during our party for last week’s “successful” (read: on time but requiring three ermergency fixes within 24 hours) launch last week. This is somewhat promising.

I’ll give the co-eds another 29 days… they better show up before then.

I was just shown photos of one of the bar wenches by a coworker. I advised him that she was a libra and likely scorpio cuspy, and suggested he therefore compliment her ass. He didn’t seem to care. I judge this lack of interest by his response ‘who cares?’

But then he is a Cancer. A Cancer with panty bunching issues.

not what you normally expect from a chocolate dipped cookie stick

Doctors shouldn’t use the word “probably”.

And the Bhodi spake unto the darkness “let there be lightbulbs”.
And he went to the closet and saw that there were lightbulbs, and that they were good.

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/03/20/america/NA-GEN-US-Lost-Data.php

“JUNEAU, Alaska: Perhaps you know that sinking feeling when a single keystroke accidentally destroys hours of work. Now imagine wiping out a disk drive containing information for an account worth $38 billion (€29 billion).”

“You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.”

http://www.fdlreporter.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070304/FON0101/70304010/1289/FONnews

A Fond du Lac man who claimed he was a werewolf and spoke what sounded like a medieval language has been charged with criminal trespassing, criminal damage to property, disorderly conduct and possession of marijuana.

A $5,000 cash bail was ordered for Robert Marsh, 39 — who lists his address as the Fond du Lac County Jail — during an appearance Friday in Fond du Lac County Circuit Court.