All posts by Blake Swopes

Blake Swopes is a disabled former Linux Systems Administrator from Southern California. Due to chronic pain, he can no longer spend much time on a keyboard, so this site has become largely archival.

October 26, 2000

Space and I are running for the presidency in 2012. I’ll be president, if only because of the age thing. Space is cool with being veep and running the senate with his bat. We’re gonna start planning strategy soon. Our waiter at denny’s already said he’d vote for us, so we’re off to a good start.