Subject: “Please be informed that you should be extremely careful choosing your penis enlargement method.”

Oh, I will! Believe me, I will.

As read by Chuck.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html

Watching some old TV from 99 and I saw a sign in a gas station, $1.29 a gallon… Ah, the good ol’ days.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/charity/freerice.asp

Dear Ninja,

I was just discussing the badass nature of ninja vampires and how everything should have ninja vampires. He agreed and suggested that at the very least they should have ninjas fighting vampires. How are Ninja/Vampire relations these days, and can you regale us with some good ninja vs vampire stories?

Thanks,

Blake
Thousand Oaks, CA

P.S. Please don’t kill me.